Showing posts with label Ass. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ass. Show all posts

Saturday, September 12, 2009

September 10th

8:03pm
Just took Gonzo off the ceiling fan. God is that funny... Never get tired of watching that. Just have to say to whoever finds this, you really need to read my most recent entry, besides this one, to have any idea what the hell I'm about to talk about.
Just wanted to make a small note here that I received an update on last nights crew. Nobody seems to be ok. Seems like I'm the only one that made it out unharmed. By far, my most dangerous mission yet.  Harry is in the hospital in an ass cast. I'm not sure how that is going to work for him for the next few weeks. I'll send him some prune juice. He was drinking quite a bit of it last night, so I know he likes it. That'll make him feel better!

Dean was found rambling about his mother, while on foot running down the highway. Nobody ever found out what happened to the Pinto. Bill was taken to the hospital due to a severe asthma attack. Nit wit! He never told us he had asthma! Guess he deserves it. But the one who fared the worst was Chaz, who ran into the woods bouncing off trees & tripping on branches. He wound up over a fence into a yard full of dobies. I think he's going to be in the hospital longer than Harry!
My superiors aren't going to be too happy. But at least it wasn't my idea. But I really thought it sounded good. It's all Harry now. His idea.  Read the previous entry to find out what happened.